So sometimes I go to the store and buy lots of produce thinking "Yeah I'll make something good with that!" or "That will be nice to have when I want it on the spot." Well sometimes some of those things I buy go unnoticed in our fridge until one day I open the fridge door and think, "Oh my goodness what is that awful thing growing in that bag!" In this case it is Broccoli. I really do like Broccoli though, it's not like I avoid it purposfully. Yesterday I finally pulled it out of the fridge before it lost all hope and set it out on the counter along side a knife and cuttingboard. And somehow after walking away I never returned. Last night I came home from work and saw it sitting there on the counter, all alone, as if looking at me longingly thinking, "Please eat me." Again, I turned my back on it, throwing something quick together to eat before my visiting teachers came. More hours passed, the time grew late and Taylor and I went to bed. Meanwhile the broccoli lay there on the counter, all alone. This morning I woke up and did a few things and when I walked into the kitchen and saw the lonesome little green trees my heart softened and I grabbed the knife and chopped off their stems. I filled a pot with water and put it on the burner and at last threw the broccoli inside. I think I could hear them crying for joy.
And now here I am eating the yummy broccoli, lightly salted and buttered. We're all happy.
3 comments:
Hahaha! You are HILARIOUS, Kenz! What an entertaining post. :)
I can definitely relate to this... I always seem ambitious when grocery shopping, only to usually go for quicker, sometimes-less-healthy alternatives. :)
Love you (and your SWEET baby girl).
Kenz, you're such a great writer! I actually felt so sorry for the soon to be wilted and worn broccoli. So glad you opted to eat it, albeit for breakfast! :)
Hahaha! This is so funny Kenz!! Poor little guys. Im glad you fulfilled thier dreams.
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